March 9, 2013

Hatchet

(1980 memoirs)
One February our teacher was talking about Lincoln and Washington and getting the first grade to color and cut out hatchets.  When I looked over at Lillian, she was laughing silently, holding herself in, wiping her eyes, shaking all over.  This went on for some time, and of course I was beside myself with curiosity.  At length she whispered, "Listen.  She's saying it again!" and stuffing her handkerchief over her mouth, she got red in the face and shook all over.  Finally she passed me a note that said:  "Listen when she says hot shit."  Well, I did hear it, and even when it was pointed out to me, I couldn't laugh much.  I just couldn't.  Not funny.

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